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Kids Speak about Gajini

2009-02-10T15:16:00.002+05:30

A survey company asked the kids from classs 3rd to 5th a few questions about Ghajini and here are the most amazing and innocent replies got from them:

Q1: How did Aamir Khan develop such a muscular body?
Pragya(Age 7 years): He was suffering from memory loss, so he used to exercise and forgot that he has exercised and he did it all over again.
(Aamir will be very happy to learn about this)

Q2: What will you tell Sanjay Singhaniya, if you meet him one day?
Rohan (Age 8 years): I'll tell him that Ghajini is alive and is studying in my class. And he has changed his name to Akash.
(Strategic kid using Aamir as a tool, he must join politics)

Q3: What was the scariest part of the movie?
Shilpa (Age 8 years): The scariest part was when we came out in interval and there were so many Sanjay Singhaniyas selling Pop corn.
(Well Aamir next time you promote a movie do remember Shilpa)

Q4: Why did it take such a long time for Aamir to find Ghajini, the villian?
Sunit (Age 10 years): He lost his memory, so he didn't know how to use Google so manual search took him so much time.
(Smart child- Even he knows the power of Google)

(taken from a forwarded mail)

somebody tell them

2009-01-21T10:34:00.002+05:30

for bigger view click on the picture

Year 2009 & Peace

2009-01-01T09:49:00.004+05:30

In 2009
World wants peace like this

Hrudaya Spandana

2008-12-14T10:54:00.002+05:30

Sahaaya Foundation organized an event @ HariHaraKalaBhavan yesterday. It was a musical event by a group of visually challenged people.

It was very good and was a grand success. All the performances were awesome.

The songs sang by them were very nice and sounded professional. The three dance performances were also wonderful.

But at the end of the show we came to know that they couldn't give chance to one or two kids to perform due to lack of time. The kids came from a far place it seems.

As per my observation, some time was wasted with the short speeches by some person (not sure of his name) after each performance. Instead of that the person could've given a speach of 5 mins at a stretch so that the time could be saved and the kids could get their chance to perform.

Also there was a Sanmanam done to a lady. She also took long time for her speech. But it was really not clear who the lady was, what's her achievement and why they treated her!!

One more point I noticed was, the girl Shravya was given more chances to sing. But she is already a known singer, so instead of focusing her so much, they could've given chances to other kids who didn't get a chance at all.

Except for these small mistakes, I think the show was really great.

It was a great experience all and all to be a part of such a wonderful event.

istone vs iphone

2008-09-26T11:19:00.002+05:30

World Environment Day

2008-06-05T11:32:00.002+05:30

Ice Age 3 | Trailer

2008-04-21T17:36:00.002+05:30

Releasing on July 2009
Can't wait to watch this movie

Test your logo knowledge

2008-04-09T15:00:00.008+05:30

I got 'OK' rank here.

Access Applications from Run Command

2008-03-11T15:01:00.004+05:30

List of commands to run Windows applications through command prompt

Accessibility Controls : access.cpl
Add Hardware Wizard : hdwwiz.cpl
Add/Remove Programs : appwiz.cpl
Administrative Tools : control admintools
Automatic Updates : wuaucpl.cpl
Bluetooth Transfer Wizard : fsquirt
Calculator : calc
Certificate Manager : certmgr.msc
Character Map : charmap
Check Disk Utility : chkdsk
Clipboard Viewer : clipbrd
Command Prompt : cmd
Component Services : dcomcnfg
Computer Management : compmgmt.msc
Date and Time Properties : timedate.cpl
DDE Shares : ddeshare
Device Manager : devmgmt.msc
Direct X Control Panel (If Installed)* : directx.cpl
Direct X Troubleshooter : dxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utility : cleanmgr
Disk Defragment : dfrg.msc
Disk Management : diskmgmt.msc
Disk Partition Manager : diskpart
Display Properties : control desktop
Display Properties : desk.cpl
Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected) : control color
Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility : drwtsn32
Driver Verifier Utility : verifier
Event Viewer : eventvwr.msc
Excel : Excel
File Signature Verification Tool : sigverif
Findfast : findfast.cpl
Folders Properties : control folders
Fonts : control fonts
Fonts Folder : fonts
Free Cell Card Game : freecell
Game Controllers : joy.cpl
Group Policy Editor (XP Prof) : gpedit.msc
Hearts Card Game : mshearts
Iexpress Wizard : iexpress
Indexing Service : ciadv.msc
Internet Properties : inetcpl.cpl
Internet Explorer : iexplore
IP Configuration (Display Connection Configuration) : ipconfig /all
IP Configuration (Display DNS Cache Contents) : ipconfig /displaydns
IP Configuration (Delete DNS Cache Contents) : ipconfig /flushdns
IP Configuration (Release All Connections) : ipconfig /release
IP Configuration (Renew All Connections) : ipconfig /renew
IP Configuration (Refreshes DHCP & Re-Registers DNS) : ipconfig /registerdns
IP Configuration (Display DHCP Class ID) : ipconfig /showclassid
IP Configuration (Modifies DHCP Class ID) : ipconfig /setclassid
Java Control Panel (If Installed) : jpicpl32.cpl
Java Control Panel (If Installed) : javaws
Keyboard Properties : control keyboard
Local Security Settings : secpol.msc
Local Users and Groups : lusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out Of Windows : logoff
Microsoft Chat : winchat
Minesweeper Game : winmine
Mouse Properties : control mouse
Mouse Properties : main.cpl
MsWord: Winword
Network Connections : control netconnections
Network Connections : ncpa.cpl
Network Setup Wizard : netsetup.cpl
Notepad : notepad
Nview Desktop Manager (If Installed) : nvtuicpl.cpl
Object Packager : packager
ODBC Data Source Administrator : odbccp32.cpl
On Screen Keyboard : osk
Opens AC3 Filter (If Installed) : ac3filter.cpl
Password Properties : password.cpl
Performance Monitor : perfmon.msc
Performance Monitor : perfmon
Phone and Modem Options : telephon.cpl
Power Configuration : powercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxes : control printers
Printers Folder : printers
Private Character Editor : eudcedit
Quicktime (If Installed) : QuickTime.cpl
Regional Settings : intl.cpl
Registry Editor : regedit
Registry Editor : regedit32
Remote Desktop : mstsc
Removable Storage : ntmsmgr.msc
Removable Storage Operator Requests : ntmsoprq.msc
Resultant Set of Policy (XP Prof) : rsop.msc
Scanners and Cameras : sticpl.cpl
Scheduled Tasks : control schedtasks
Security Center : wscui.cpl
Services : services.msc
Shared Folders : fsmgmt.msc
Shuts Down Windows : shutdown
Sounds and Audio : mmsys.cpl
Spider Solitare Card Game : spider
SQL Client Configuration : cliconfg
System Configuration Editor : sysedit
System Configuration Utility : msconfig
System File Checker Utility (Scan Immediately) : sfc /scannow
System File Checker Utility (Scan Once At Next Boot) : sfc /scanonce
System File Checker Utility (Scan On Every Boot) : sfc /scanboot
System File Checker Utility (Return to Default Setting) : sfc /revert
System File Checker Utility (Purge File Cache) : sfc /purgecache
System File Checker Utility (Set Cache Size to size x) : sfc /cachesize=x
System Properties : sysdm.cpl
Task Manager : taskmgr
Telnet Client : telnet
User Account Management : nusrmgr.cpl
Utility Manager : utilman
Windows Firewall : firewall.cpl
Windows Magnifier : magnify
Windows Management Infrastructure : wmimgmt.msc
Windows System Security Tool : syskey
Windows Update Launches : wupdmgr
Windows XP Tour Wizard : tourstart
Wordpad : write

I'm still alive, haha.......

2008-03-04T15:38:00.006+05:30

yeah.. m back again

hufff...its almost after 8months m publishing a new post..

m going to update my blog regularly...

its mine...
ite special..
its nething... ;)

From couple of days m playing a game Crayon Physics, check this site. its awesome.
Download the game from here

will post more kool things here

stay tuned :D

Free the left lane

2007-08-21T14:19:00.000+05:30

Hyderabad Traffic - Your chance to improve it!!

We all crib about the traffic around Hyderabad. It is not easy to change the way people drive around Hyderabad, but we CAN change the way we drive to work. Do you think we can have a less stressful experience while driving through the Cyber Towers junction? I'm just looking at a simple change - Keep the left lane free. If you don't participate in this, I think you lose the moral right to crib about the traffic in Hyderabad! You have a chance to "make that change" - take it!!

Hyderabad Traffic - Your chance to improve it

Race of life

2007-06-13T10:51:00.000+05:30

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle awakens. He has only one thought on his mind: To be able to run faster than the fastest lion. If he cannot, then he will be eaten.

Every morning in Africa a lion awakens. He has only one thought on his mind: To be able to run faster than the slowest gazelle. If he cannot, he will die of hunger.

Whether you choose to be a gazelle or a lion is of no consequence. It is enough to know that with the rising of the sun, you must run. And you must run faster than you did yesterday or you will die.
This is the race of life."

- African Proverb

Happy Women's Day

2007-03-08T11:30:00.000+05:30

"WOW"

2007-02-01T16:18:00.000+05:30

here's my "WOW"
Show your "WOW" here

Happy Republic Day

2007-01-25T17:08:00.000+05:30

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Apple iPhone

2007-01-11T11:28:00.000+05:30

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Apple introduced the iPhone yesterday during the Mac World Keynote by mr. Apple Steve Jobs himself. Essentially, the device is merging the world of telecommunications, media and music further together, a move that has been predicted by many, but did not fully materialize as of yet.

Apple iPhone official website

keep learning

2007-01-08T14:12:00.000+05:30

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Happy New Year

2006-12-31T22:01:00.000+05:30

Happy Bond Year
2'007

Never - Ever

2006-12-20T15:41:00.000+05:30

Email id's of cricketers

2006-11-30T11:59:00.000+05:30

BCCI, please call back our cricketers from South Africa, I beg you.
It's enough of playing there.
Already we're losing matches, send India A team to SA, atleast they can earn international experience.

plzzzz... call them back..

If you have any comments, you can directly mail to Indian cricketers

1.LAXMAN:
available@home-only.com

2.GANGULY:
nowdays@no_use.com

3.KUMBLE:
only@test_match.com

4.SACHIN:
admitted@hospital.com

5.KAIF:
good@for_nothing.com

6.SEHWAG:
consistently@out_of_form.com

7.DRAVID:
stick@crease_like_fevicol.com

8.PATHAN:
takewickets@only_with_keyna.com

9. GREG CHAPPELL
only_experiment@noresult.com

10. Munaf Patel
only_line&length@nospeed.com

11.Harbhajan Singh
no_spinpitch@nowicket.com

12. Suresh Raina
why_i_am_there@god_knows.com

13. BCCI
only_4_money@indiancricket.com

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Air guitar T-shirt

2006-11-14T10:45:00.000+05:30

Australian scientists have invented a T-shirt that allows air guitarists to play actual music as they strum the air.

The T-shirt, created by scientists from the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization (CSIRO), is called a "wearable instrument shirt."

The shirt has sensors in each elbow and sleeves to detect and interpret the air guitarist's arm movements -- one arm chooses chords and the other strums imaginary strings.

The gestures are then connected wirelessly to guitar audio samples to generate the music.

For more info click here

2006-11-01T12:28:00.000+05:30

Jack is back

'Titanic' the biggest hit in movie history, now coming second part 'Titanic Two: The Surface' this summer.
Get ready to catch the Jack alive.

3nj0y :)

again..

2006-10-27T11:32:00.000+05:30

Indian cricket team again lost a match to West Indies.

IF they(the gr8 Indian cricket team who put their fans into suspence in every tournament) beat Australia, world champions(AKA the real champions) in their next match on sunday, can enter to semi-finals.

fight or goto studios(for Ads)

Aim

2006-10-06T12:47:00.000+05:30

"If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced."

- Vincent Van Gogh

What kind..

2006-10-03T14:46:00.000+05:30

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, " What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you . Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? "

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I?!" The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

Teachers Day

2006-09-05T10:42:00.000+05:30

Gurur brahmaa gurur vishnuh
gurur devo maheshvarah
gurur saakshaat parabrahma
tasmai shree gurave namah.

Teachers' Day is celebrated on September 5, in honour of Dr Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan, its second President, Profeesor of Philosophy and a noted educationist, on a day which happens to be his birthday. This is not a holiday in India; it's called a celebration day where teachers and students come but the usual activities are replaced by a mood of celebration, thanks giving and remembrance. At some schools on this day, the responsibility of teaching is taken up by the senior students as an appreciation for teachers.

Traditionally, people in India have given tremendous respect and honor for teachers. In fact an old Indian saying (usually taught to children), ranks teacher in the third place, even before God: "Maa, Pitha, Guru, Daivam", meaning Mother, Father, Teacher and God.

Human Relations

2006-09-01T15:51:00.000+05:30

Boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a
Loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was
Around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle
Open.

He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep
It in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot
The matter.

The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by
Its colour and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine
Meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother
Hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She
Was terrified how to face her husband.

When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child ,
He looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS:

1. What were the five words?
2. What is the implication of this story?

ANSWER :

The husband just said "I am with you Darling"

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behaviour. The
Child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point
In finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to
Keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.

No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she
Needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband.
That is what he gave her.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would
Be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles Begins with a single step." Take off all your envies, jealousies,
Unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are
Actually not as difficult as you think.

Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame,
Whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. By this
Way we miss out some warmth in human relationship.

Xerox

2006-08-29T16:04:00.000+05:30

Original

Xerox

check these two sites.
Innominds(where I work) is my company site.
and xerox(xerosoft) is the company who xerox the original site.

Happy Vinayaka Chavithi

2006-08-27T09:35:00.000+05:30

Michael Jordan

2006-08-23T11:01:00.000+05:30

Michael Jordan

New Template

2006-08-17T18:51:00.000+05:30

I wanna change my blog template.
I want it simple, beautiful and attractive.

here I find it.

0 to 9

2006-08-10T14:35:00.000+05:30

Raksha Bandhan

2006-08-09T16:12:00.000+05:30

Raksha Bandhan (the bond of protection in Hindi) or Rakhi (राखी in Devanāgarī) is a Hindu festival which celebrates the relationshipfull moon of the month of Shraavana and in 2006 it falls on August 9. between brothers and sisters. It is celebrated on the
- From Wiki

Happy Raksha Bandhan to my blog sis Sumi

Internet in Stone Age

2006-07-13T16:37:00.000+05:30

Train Blasts in Mumbai

2006-07-11T22:41:00.000+05:30

Seven explosions hit crowded commuter trains during evening rush hour in Mumbai, India, killing at least 135 people and 300 injured, Mumbai police said.

Western Railway helpline - Ph: 23004000, 23014373
Sion hospital needs 1600 bottles of blood - Ph: 32566602

Happy Birthday Sis :-)

2006-07-02T12:45:00.000+05:30

Happy Birthday Sumi :-)

World Music Day

2006-06-21T12:36:00.000+05:30

What is music? Is bird song music?
How about the tap-tap-tap of a hammer, or the wail of a creaking door?
Is playing a garbage can differ than playing a drum?

Make your life fun with every beat of sound.
Enjoy your kind of music in your own way

Tagging!!??

2006-06-16T17:13:00.000+05:30

Tagging - In blogging it indicates that the set of questions just answered by one blogger should be taken by those named and used as the basis for a post.

I've been tagged by Vanathi

Childhood friend : U r too gud.. :)
College friend : U r Cool.. ;)
Hostel friend : No hostel frnds.. :(
Close friend : U r Affective.. :|
My brother : U r very caring, too funny, too slow, too fast, muddy fella, .., n this list goes on n on n onn... :))

Now, its my turn to Tag others..

6 FACE
Chaitu

2006-06-12T17:16:00.000+05:30

Intersting Love Letter

2006-06-07T10:32:00.000+05:30

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) , ur my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). Ifthey say no, we will run away and get marry and PHILIPS (let's make things better). They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (made For each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable). Don't worry; it is new COCA COLA (life ho to aisye!). Ok bye! I wrote little but PEPSI (yeh dil mange more). LG (digitally yours)

N'joy the Rainy Season :)

2006-06-02T11:10:00.000+05:30

World Laughter Day

2006-05-07T12:11:00.000+05:30

Smiling everyday..

Laughing everyday..
loving everyday.
It is what life is all about!
Enjoy!

2006-04-25T09:13:00.000+05:30

My Drawing

Happy Weekend.. :)

2006-04-08T15:51:00.000+05:30

my Home

2006-04-06T14:08:00.000+05:30

Last week i went to my home, yeppyyy... again im going on 11th of this month to attend my colleague's wedding..

Water for LIFE

2006-03-22T10:42:00.000+05:30

World Water Day

2006-03-21T20:40:00.000+05:30

ENO JOINS A HEALTH CLUB

Strength of a man

2006-03-16T15:46:00.000+05:30

The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders.
It's seen in the width of his arms that circle you.

The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It's in the gentle words he whispers.

The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.
It's how good a buddy he is with his kids.

The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It's in how respected he is at home.

The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits.
It's in how tender he touches.

The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest.
It's in his Heart... that lies within his chest.

The strength of a man isn't how many women he's loved.
It's in how he can be true to one woman.

The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.
It's in the burdens he can carry....

Happy Women's Day

2006-03-08T17:17:00.000+05:30

God made man & then he said
"I can do better than that"
and he made women.

Happy Women's Day!

From - Murali

6th annual Weblog Awards - the 2006 bloggies

2006-03-07T16:42:00.000+05:30

2006-03-06T15:13:00.000+05:30

Why women always fail in IT field..?

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Who are they??

2006-03-06T15:12:00.000+05:30

Luv story.
Hero luv heroin, but
heroin luv villan, but
villan luv hero sister, but
hero sister luv heroin brother, but
heroin brother luv villan sister, but
villan sister luv hero brother, but
hero brother luv heroin,
finally 2 persons commit suicide.
who's tht?

;-)

2006-03-01T15:50:00.000+05:30

Before walking on Moon, I practiced here.. ;)

Pic taken at Prasadz

I walked on the Moon

2006-02-27T11:44:00.000+05:30

It is fantastic. People of all ages will enjoy it. I highly recommend it if you can find this film in your area.

Two things I liked: the way To Hanks included the "first quotes" of other moon walkers (since the only one we ever hear about is Neil Armstrong's.) I also liked the scenario of what "could have happened" if there was a glitch with the moon rover during the moon landings.

"During the moon landing, Armstrong took manual control of the Lunar Module Eagle and piloted it away from a rocky area and made a safe landing on the moon. His first words from the Moon were: "Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed".

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon on July 20, 1969. His first words after stepping on the moon were, "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind". This event was televised to Earth and seen by millions! The Apollo 11 crew returned safely to Earth on July 24, 1969".

Use smile..

2006-02-22T19:38:00.000+05:30

"If you're not using your smile, you're a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook."
-Les Giblin

My new MP3 Player

2006-02-21T12:52:00.000+05:30

This is my new wearable MP3 Player 'EMP-Z'

Built-in Memory : 256 MB

PC Interface : USB

Decoding Format : MP3

Dimension : Diameter 42 mm x 14 mm

Weight (With Battery) : 0.6 oz (17.01 g)

Battery Life Time : Up to 8 Hours

Price : 3k

Color : Blue (1 of my fav color)

Place : CTC (Hyd)

Enjoying.. loose control..., happy..., o hum dum suniyore..., vaanum thuvum..., suttum vizhi..., beat it..., ..., ...

for more info : Beat Sounds

Funny Ad

2006-02-20T12:13:00.000+05:30

Funny Ad

2006-02-20T11:09:00.000+05:30

Stop Smoking

2006-02-18T20:45:00.000+05:30

Nicotine
Nicotine is a powerful insecticide and poisonous for the nervous systems. Furthermore, there is enough (50 mg) in four cigarettes to kill a man in just a few minutes if it were injected directly into the bloodstream. Indeed, fatalities have occurred with children after they had swallowed cigarettes or cigarette butts.
When diluted in smoke, nicotine reaches the brain in just seven seconds, it stimulates the brain cells and then blocks the nervous impulse. This is where addiction to tobacco arises. Nicotine also causes accelerated heart rate, but at the same time it leads to contracting and hardening of the arteries: the heart pumps more but receives less blood. The result is twice as many coronary attacks. Nicotine thus also increases the consumption of lipids (which is why it has a weight-loss effect) and induces temporary hyperglycaemia (hence the appetite suppressing effect).

Carbon monoxide (CO)
This is the asphyxiating gas produced by cars, which makes up 1.5% of exhaust fumes. But smokers inhaling cigarette smoke breathe in 3.2% carbon monoxide � and directly from the source.
Oxygen is mostly transported in blood by haemoglobin. When we smoke, however, the carbon monoxide attaches itself to the haemoglobin 203 times more quickly than oxygen does, thereby displacing the oxygen; this in turn asphyxiates the organism. This causes the following cardiovascular complaints: narrowing of the arteries, blood clots, arteritis, gangrene, heart attack, etc. . . . but also a loss of reflexes and visual and mental problems. It takes between six and 24 hours for the carbon monoxide to leave the blood system.

Irritants
These substances paralyse and then destroy the cilia of the bronchial tubes, responsible for filtering and cleaning the lungs. They slow down respiratory output and irritate the mucus membranes, causing coughs, infections and chronic bronchitis.

Tars
As the cilia are blocked (see paragraph above), the tars in the cigarette smoke are deposited and collect on the walls of the respiratory tract and the lungs, and cause them to turn black. So, just because a smoker is not coughing, it doesn't mean that he or she is healthy! And this fact merely serves to pour water on one of the most common and poorest excuses given by smokers. The carcinogenic action of the tars is well known: they are responsible for 95% of lung cancers. It takes two days at least after cessation of smoking for the cilia to start functioning properly again, albeit only gradually. By smoking one packet of cigarettes every day, a smoker is pouring a cupful of these tars into his or her lungs every year (225 grams on average)!

Chemistry of Tobacco Smoke
No less than 4000 irritating, suffocating, dissolving, inflammable, toxic, poisonous, carcinogenic gases and substances and even radioactive compounds (nickel, polonium, plutonium, etc.) have been identified in tobacco smoke. Some of these are listed hereafter: Benzopyrene, dibenzopyrene, benzene, isoprene, toluene (hydorcarbons); naphthylamines; nickel, polonium, plutonium, arsenic, cadmium (metallic constituents); carbon dioxide, methane, ammonia, nitric oxide, nitrogen dioxide,
hydrogen sulphide (gases); methyl alcohol, �thanol, glycerol or glycerine, glycol (alcohols and esters); acetaldehyde, acrolein, acetone (aldehydes and ketones); cyanhydric or prussic acid, carboxyl derivatives (acids); chrysene, pyrrolidine, nicoteine, nicotinine, nicoteline, nornicotine, nitrosamines (alkaloids or bases); cresol (phenols), etc.

2006-02-14T15:46:00.000+05:30

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian Engineer.

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend." Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?".

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute:

Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

Happy Republic day

2006-01-25T16:11:00.000+05:30

To all my gr8 indians

Happy Republic Day

Jai Hind

Indian Police

2006-01-24T11:13:00.000+05:30

All the police organizations in the world are called to meet at a common place to evaluate the best organization. Only major organizations like the New York Police, the Melbourne Police, Scotland Yard, the Dutch Police and the Mumbai Police pass the eliminations round.

Now the task is to select the best one among them. Surprisingly, all the 5 groups do equally well in all the events so the judges put in a last (tiebreak) event to select the best team. They set a tiger free into a nearby forest and the team that catches the tiger in the least amount of time is to be declared the winner.

First the Dutch Police go into the jungle and catch the tiger in 30minutes.

Next the Melbourne Police go and return in 20 min. with the tiger.

After this the New York police go and catch the tiger in 15 min.

Next Scotland Yard detectives go in and catch the tiger in a mere 10 min.

The Mumbai Police have the the last slot. The tiger is released and the Mumbai Police start chasing it.

10min go by.......20 min go by......30 min go by....1 hour passes by....3 hours pass by. The judges get vexed and decide to go into the jungle in search of the Mumbai Police. In a short time after getting into the jungle, they are amazed to find a big BEAR tied to a tree trunk, being beaten left and right by the Mumbai Police, who are shouting,
"BOL TU SHER HAI .......... SALA BOL ! TU HI SHER HAI !!"

Swami Vivkenanada's Words - 2

2006-01-23T13:47:00.000+05:30

Youth of India, Arise.

Arise, awake, for your country needs this tremendous sacrifice, It is the young men that will do it, 'The young, the energetic, the strong, the well-built, the intellectual' - for them is the task.
III.318

- Swami Vivekananda

Birth and Early life
Narendranath Dutta(Swami Vivekananda) was born in Shimla Pally, Kolkata, West Bengal, India on 12 January 1863 as the son of Viswanath Dutta and Bhuvaneswari Devi. Even as he was young, he showed a precocious mind and keen memory. He practiced meditation from a very early age. While at school, he was good at studies, as well as games of various kinds. He organised an amateur theatrical company and a gymnasium and took lessons in fencing, wrestling, rowing and other sports. He also studied instrumental and vocal music. He was a leader among his group of friends. Even when he was young, he questioned the validity of superstitious customs and discrimination based on caste and religion.

In 1879, Narendra entered the Presidency College, Calcutta for higher studies. After one year, he joined the Scottish Church College, Calcutta and studied philosophy. During the course, he studied western logic, western philosophy and history of European nations.

There started to arise questions about God and the presence of God in young Narendra's mind. This made him associate with the Brahmo Samaj, an important religious movement of the time, led by Keshab Chandra Sen. But the Samaj's congregational prayers and devotional songs could not satisfy Narendra's zeal to realise God. He would ask leaders of Brahma Samaj whether they have seen God. He never got a satisfying answer. It was during this time that Professor Hastie of Scottish Church College told him about Sri Ramakrishna of Dakshineswar.

Source: Wikipedia - Swami Vivekananda

WHO you have in your life?

2006-01-23T12:13:00.000+05:30

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During somepoint of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME ON FACE.

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the neardrowning, he wrote on a stone: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone,why?" The other friend replied "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engraveit in stone where no wind can ever erase it."LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.

They say
it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget them.

Do not value the THINGS you have in your life..
But! Value WHO you have in your life!

~~ From: Murali ~~

Swami Vivkenanada's Words

2006-01-19T17:15:00.000+05:30

Youth of India, Arise.

Do not be frightened. Awake, be up and doing.Do not stop till you have reached the goal.

- Swami Vivekananda

Swami Vivekananda (Bangla: স্বামী বিবেকানন্দ, Hindi: स्वामी विवेकानन्द) (whose pre-monastic name was Narendranath Dutta Bangla: নরেন্দ্রনাথ দত্ত, Hindi: नरेन्द्रनाथ दत्त) (January 12, 1863 - July 4, 1902) is considered one of the most famous and influential spiritual leaders of the Vedanta philosophy. He was the chief disciple of Ramakrishna Paramahamsa and was the founder of Ramakrishna Math and Ramakrishna Mission. He is considered by many as an icon for his fearless courage, his positive exhortations to the youth, his broad outlook to social problems, and countless lectures and discourses on Vedanta philosophy.
Source: Wikipedia - Swami Vivekananda

Artist of the Google Logos

2006-01-18T11:20:00.000+05:30

More than 150 million Web surfers around the globe celebrated Korean Independence Day Aug. 15, 2001. Well, at least for a few moments while they were visiting the popular Internet search engine Google. That day, the Korean national flag and several roses of Sharon, the Korean national flower, adorned the familiar "Google" logo on the homepage of the Web site.

Just another day's work for Dennis Hwang (Hwang Jung-moak), a 23-year-old Korean computer artist in the United States , who has been drawing the face of Google for almost two years, creating a buzz of sorts with his simple yet witty designs.

With its seemingly magical ability to produce the most relevant search results, Google is already an established destination for the Internet savvy. Recently, Hwang's creative logos have been expressing the playful heart of Google behind the impressive technology.

For Piet Mondrian's birthday, Hwang transformed the "Google" logo to emulate the artist's signature style of utilizing colorful blocks. Claude Monet's birthday saw the logo turned into a dreamy watercolor, complete with floating lily pads.

Hwang recently spoke with The Korea Herald to give his take on the artistic side of the popular Internet search engine.

The Korea Herald: How long did you live in Korea as a child? What was it like?
Dennis Hwang: I was born in Knoxville, Tenn., but moved to Korea when I was about five years old. My hometown was Gwacheon where I had a very normal childhood. I went through public schools like everyone else, spending six years at Gwacheon Elementary School and two years at Munwon Middle School. Actually, much of my ideas and style stem from the time I spent during my childhood in Korea. Whatever challenges the logos bring, I can often rely on the little doodles that I used to do in school when I was young. Something that used to be frowned upon turned out to be my greatest asset.

Herald: When did you move back to the United States?
Hwang: I came back in 1992 when my father received a Fulbright Scholarship to research in the United States.

Herald: What was it like going to an American school all of a sudden?
Hwang: I was placed in a public middle school but was completely unprepared for it. I didn't speak a word of English. For the first six months, I couldn't communicate with the teachers or students. With the help of ESL programs though, I got better. My father returned to Korea, but my brother and I decided to continue our education in the States. My parents have made unimaginable sacrifices for us over the last 10 years, and I wouldn't be this successful without their support.

Herald: What was the first logo you designed for Google?
Hwang: Google had been using outside contractors to do the earlier logos, so the first project I got was modifying the Fourth of July logo in 2000. The two founders, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, wanted something more fun, so I redrew parts of the image. The next logo was for Bastille Day, which is the first logo I did from scratch.

Herald: Which letters are your favorite targets for manipulation?
Hwang: Understandably, the "O" and the "L" are the easiest to deal with. The "O" has become a Halloween pumpkin, a Nobel Prize medal, the Korean flag symbol and the planet earth. The "L" has been used as a flagpole, the Olympic flame cauldron or a snow ski. The first "G" is the most difficult to deal with, and I don't think the "E" has gotten much action because of its location.

Herald: How did you come to do the Korean Independence Day logo?
Hwang: Google makes a big effort to recognize holidays that aren't necessarily mainstream. The Korean Independence Day logo was seen globally by tens of millions of people. Numerous Korean-Americans wrote to thank us on Aug. 15 last year. Many expressed how proud it made them to see the Korean flag.

Herald: Do you have plans for other Korea-related logos in the future?
Hwang: I'll definitely to a special logo for Korea hosting the World Cup.

Herald: You're only 23 years old. What are your future plans?
Hwang: Who knows? It's very important to me that I can work both technically and artistically. Google is a perfect place to do that. It allows me to have a programming job while letting me express myself artistically, with the added bonus of having my work be seen by tens of millions of people in a single day.

Herald: What is your favorite letter among the ones found in the word "Google?"
Hwang: I've stared at the logo for so long and so often. I love them all equally.

~~ logoogle ~~

Balle..balle..

2006-01-09T20:30:00.000+05:30

A sardarji goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Mr., can you tell us your age,please?"
The sardarji counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22."
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "Andcan you tell us your height, please?"
sardarji stands up and produces a measuring tape from his handbag..he then traps one end under his foot and extends the tape to the top of hishead. he checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics;
something the he won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirmfor our records, your name please?"
The sardarji bobs his head from side to side for about fifteen seconds,
mouthing something silently to himself, before replying, "Gurpreet!" .
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What wereyou doing when I asked you your name?"
"Oh, that!" replies the sardarji," I was just running through that song,
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear Gurpreet...happy birthday to you...'."

~~ From - Jasmeen Kohli ~~

Optimism, Hope and Motivation

2006-01-07T16:04:00.000+05:30

In 1954, Jimmy Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, fired a singer after one performance. He told him, "You ain't goin' nowhere....son. You ought to go back to drivin' a truck." He went on to become the most popular singer in America named Elvis Presley.

2006-01-05T19:14:00.000+05:30

Optimism, Hope and Motivation

2006-01-03T16:44:00.000+05:30

In 1962, four nervous young musicians played their first record audition for the executives of the Decca recording Company. The executives were not impressed. While turning down this group of musicians, one executive said, "We don't like their round. Groups of guitars are on the way out." The group was called The Beatles.

~*~
A winner is not one who never fails, but one who NEVER QUITS
~*~

to all my blog buddies..

2005-12-31T13:46:00.000+05:30

Dream what you want to dream,
Go where you want to go,
Be what you want to be,
because you have only one life and one chance to do all the
things you wnat to do.

2005-12-28T13:24:00.000+05:30

Things you miss/wish in life

1. 5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, You wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!

2. You are already late, and your key is missing, You wish there was 'find tool (ctrl + F)' in life!

3. You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, You wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!

4. The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, You wish there was 'zoom & view full screen' in life!

5. After marriage you realize t hat there is bound to be a mismatch, You wish there was an 'evaluation period' or at least a 'sample download' or a 'demo version'!

6. One day you realize that you are turning bald, You wish there was 'cut/copy and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C) and (ctrl + V)' in life!

~~ From - Ramya ~~

Optimism, Hope and Motivation

2005-12-27T16:18:00.000+05:30

When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2000 experiments before he got it to work. A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so many times. He said, "I never failed once. I invented the light bulb. It just happened to be a 2000-step process."

Saved..

2005-12-27T12:03:00.000+05:30

Survived from Cheeta

Click here to download

My Tango

2005-12-26T14:39:00.000+05:30

Merry Christmas

2005-12-25T10:49:00.000+05:30

తెలుగులొ రాయడము ఎలా?

2005-12-24T16:35:00.000+05:30

ప్రియమైన తెలుగు బ్లాగర్ స్నేహితుల్లారా,

తెలుగులొ ఎలా రాయలో తెలుసుకున్నాను
నాకు ఈ రోజు ఎంతో ఆనందంగా ఉంది.
నేను వ్రాసిన తెలుగులొ ఏమైనా తప్పులుంటె భరించి మరియు క్షమించండి.

ఈ సందర్భంగా ఒక పాట పాడుకుందాం
ఆకలి రాజ్యం లోని పాటకు పేరడీ..

సాంబారు ఎటూ లేదు
కోక్ అయినా తాగు బ్రదర్
అమెరికా లొ పిజ్జా, బర్గర్
నీదీ నాదీ బ్రదరూ
స్వతంత్ర దేశంలొ పిజ్జా కూడా
పెసరట్టే బ్రదర్
మన తల్లి Microsoft
మన అన్న పవరుసాఫ్టు
మన భూమి సిలికాన్ వేలిరా
తమ్ముడూ
మన కీర్తి సాఫ్టువేరు రా

డెగ్రీ లు తెచ్చుకుని H 1Bవీసా పుచ్చుకుని
అమెరికా చేరినాము
డాలర్స్ డాలర్స్ అంటున్నాము
దేశాన్ని పాలించె భావి పీ.ఎమ్ లము బ్రదర్

ఈ చెత భూమి లొ జాబ్ రావడం మన తప్పా
ఆవేశమ్ ఆపుకోని బిల్ గేట్స్ దె తప్పా
డెన్నిస్ లొ తినేసి సినిమా కి చెక్కెయ్యి బ్రదర్
పని చెయ్య ప్రోజెక్ట్ లెదు
అది వస్తే డబ్బూ లెదు
అన్నమూ రమచంద్ర అంటె
మెక్ డొనాల్డ్స్ యె దిక్కు మనకు రా
దేవుడి దె భారమని SAP నెర్చుకొ బ్రదర్

ఈ పాటని diversityintelugu నుంచి తీసుకున్నాను

SLIP OF TONGUE

2005-12-23T17:16:00.000+05:30

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "oh shit"

India Won

2005-12-22T11:17:00.000+05:30

India win by 259 runs.
This is India's biggest victory against Sri Lanka
India is now second in the ICC Test rankings, replacing England.

Man of the match: Harbhajan Singh
Man of the Series: Anil Kumble

Supervisor

2005-12-21T19:10:00.000+05:30

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit issitting outside hisburrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes afox, out for awalk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbitsdon't eat foxes!"
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. Afterfew minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriterand resumes typing.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch thehardworking rabbit.

Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'mdoing a thesis on howrabbits eat wolves."
Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published,do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and againthe rabbit returnsby himself, after a few minutes, and goes back totyping.

Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are youdoing?
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd! "
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"

Scene: As they enter the Burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.

Moral:IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHATMATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.

Management Lesson
In the context of the working world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHATMATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT...

2005-12-21T14:24:00.000+05:30

hey, check it out this it takes less than a minute ....
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator ....
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 .... If you haven't, add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number .

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are .... !

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

2005-12-19T10:41:00.000+05:30

A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest
decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left
his whole basket of hats
by the side.

A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his
hats were gone.

He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of
monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The Bihari
sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.

While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next
moment,the monkeys were doing the same.
Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly
the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it
on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally
managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a
hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his
grandfather.

One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest.
It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left
the hats on the floor.

He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the
monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grand father's words,
started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took
down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat
on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all
the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat
on the floor, gave him a slap and said
...................

.........

....

.

Guess What????????

....................

............

....

.

--> it's in comments.. c'mon click on comments. <--

2005-12-16T16:59:00.000+05:30

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele
Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil
Institute of Technology.

Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of
Technology? I had never heard of this college before!

Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before
getting an admission into it . What happened is - due
to cricket world cup I scored badly in 12th.I was
getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father
said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest
so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will
never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to
join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao
Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari
Mahavidyalaya.

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years
to complete your engineering.

Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4
years. But you know , these cricket matches and
football world cup, and tennis tournaments..It is
difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd
year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.

Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in
maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6,
good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect
exams a lot. I think they ! should ban it.

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket
matches to be banned.

Candidate: No, no.. I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in
life?

Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My
mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when
i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for
me in BEST(Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through
some relative .

Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?

Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing
'lower' education itself was so much of pain!!

Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On
which platforms have you worked?

Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say
Andheri is my current platform . Earlier I was at
Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you
can see I have experience of different platforms !
(Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer: And which languages have you used?

Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can
keep quiet in German, French, Russian and ma! ny other
languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?

Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So
VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they
are coming up with a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly
Language?

Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess,
this is the language our ministers and MPs use in
assembly .

Interviewer: What is your general project experience?

Candidate: My general experience about projects is -
most of th! e times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?

Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata
InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before
joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another
software like Windows.

Interviewer: Do you have any project management
experience?

Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult.
I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I ! know how
to dial for International phone call and use speaker
facility. And very important - I know few words like -
'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes',
'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' ,
'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others
for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our
company?

Candidate: Not much.

1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it
should not have deadlines. I personally feel that
pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would
like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest wednesday
off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I wo! uld like to go abroad 3 times a year on short
term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I
prefer US,Australia and Europe. But considering the
fact that there is a world cup in West Indies in
2007,I don't mind going there in that period . As you
can see I am modest and don't have many expectations.
So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your
interest in our organization. In fact I was never
entertained so much before. .. :-)) We look forward to
working with you .. welcome to Infosys ;-)

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2005-12-16T10:23:00.000+05:30

Santa's Hat

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Use... this... in... life

Talk---Softly
Walk----Humbly
Eat---------Sensibly
Breathe---------Deeply
Sleep----------Sufficiently
Dress---------------Smartly
Act-----------------Fearlessly
Work------------------Patiently
Think-------------------Truthfully
Believe---------------------Correctly
Behave------------------------Decently
Learn--------------------------Practically
Plan---------------------------------Orderly
Earn----------------------------------Honestly
Save------------------------------------Regularly
Spend----------------------------------Intelligently
Love-------------------------------------Passionately
ENJOY----------------------------------COMPLETELY

2005-12-15T10:39:00.000+05:30

"Don't be sad that you are in dark

Search for a way to come out of that darkness

Don't be sad if you fail

Search for a way to beat the failure and get the success

Trust is the weapon in your hand

Go ahead with that trust

Success will always be with you"

Courtesy: Chaitu

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2005-12-13T13:09:00.000+05:30

"Fail after trying,

but don't fail in trying"

Courtesy: Chaitu

2005-12-13T13:03:00.000+05:30

tOdaY's SMS

Be a man of trigger,
Don't dream about figure.
Figure will make u a beggar.
Beggar cannot get a figure.
So beware of figure!!

From: Suresh

2005-12-09T14:29:00.000+05:30

a week should be like this

2005-12-08T15:29:00.000+05:30

Life shows us 100 reasons to be sad
show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile
then your life will be beautiful

2005-12-08T15:25:00.000+05:30

" I M Possible"

2005-12-07T11:04:00.000+05:30

JoKE oF thE DAy

2005-12-06T13:40:00.000+05:30

Intelligent Sardaar

An Englishman And A Sardaarji are Sitting Next To Each Other On A Long Flight From London To New York. The Englishman Leans Over To Sardaarji And Asks If He Would Like To Play A Fun Game.

The Sardaarji Is Tired And Just Wants To Take A Nap, So He Politely Declines And Rolls Over To The Window To Catch A Few Winks. The Englishman Persists, Saying That The Game Is Really Easy And A Lot Of Fun.

He Explains How The Game Works: "I Ask You A Question, And If You Don't Know The Answer, You Pay Me, And Visa-Versa."

Again, He Politely Declines And Tries To Get Some Sleep. The Chauvinistic Englishman Figures That Since His Opponent Is A Sardaarji He Will Easily Win The Match, So He Makes Another Offer:

"Okay, How About This "If You Don't Know The Answer You Pay Me Only $5, But If I Don't Know The Answer, I Will Pay You $50." This Catches The Sardaarji's Attention And, Figuring That There Will Be No End To This! Torment Unless He Plays, He Agrees To Play The Game.

The Englishman Asks The First Question. "What's The Distance From The Earth To The Moon?"

The Sardaarji Doesn't Say A Word, Reaches In To His Wallet, Pulls Out A Five-Dollar Bill, And Hands It To The Englishman.

Now, It's The Sardaarji's Turn. He Asks The Englishman, "What goes Up A Hill With Three Legs, And Comes Down With Four?"

The Englishman Looks At Him With A Puzzled Look. He Takes Out His Laptop Computer And Searches All His References. He Taps Into The Airphone With His Modem And Searches The Net And Even The Library Of Congress. Frustrated, He Sends E-Mails To All His Co-Workers And Friends He Knows. All To No Avail.

After Over An Hour, Of Searching For The Answer He Finally Gives Up.

He Wakes The Sardaarji And Hands Him $50. The Sardaarji Politely Takes The $50 And Turns Away To Get Back To Sleep.

The Englishman, Who Is More Than A Little Frustrated! , Wakes The Sardaarji And Asks, "Well, So What Is The Answer?" Again Without A Word, The Sardaarji Reaches Into His Wallet, Hands The Englishman $5, And Goes Back To Sleep.

2005-12-06T12:11:00.000+05:30

JoKE oF thE DAy

2005-12-05T18:53:00.000+05:30

cOnGR8uLaTIoNs to VAnatHi

on getting a new job.

eNJoy ur job like this.

2005-12-04T09:20:00.000+05:30

dOwnLOAd

watch F1 car accident

2005-12-04T09:01:00.000+05:30

tOdaY's PiCtuRe